The IRS sent my Tax Return back to me!
I guess it was because of my response to the question:
"List all dependents"
I replied -

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
14 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
½ of Mexico ; and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently, that was NOT an acceptable answer.

Semper Fi